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Dr. Drew did not kidnap anyone.

Is that a good thing?

Yeah. Just a patient we had have a freakout. *eyeroll*

Was it very hard to calm that patient?

No, actually, once we got the cops taken care of. It was harder not to smack him upside the head.

Perhaps the smack would do him good!

It might! This is his second time through the program, and he can't seem to stick with it.

What program?

The rehab program. I work at a rehab facility.

Oh, that job must be interesting.

It is. Exceedingly rewarding. Just some days weird things happen...

Stranger things than the earlier incident?

Oh, well having to explain to the cops you didn't kidnap somebody is pretty strange.

I suppose that it is.

Yeah. Well. Celebrities, all in need of attention.

That's why they became celebrities.

And eventually, crashed and burned and ended up here.

It lines your pockets!

I don't do this for the money.

Do you do it to help?

That is very good, if you do.

I do it for that. Because I've been where they are.

That is commendable.

Thank you.