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[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

I'm not messy. I'm aesthetically relaxed.

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[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

A mess by any other name...

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

...is not my mess.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. That's not too convincing.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Honestly! My place is very neat. It's just my style of neat, the kind of neat where I know where everything is even if I can't see it.

[fever-crusade.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's what they all say.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Who is "they"? I'm not the "they".

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

Is that like the difference between evil and morally ambiguous?

How was lunch? *Because she totally did call and have enough food for a small army delivered*

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... kinda. Except I'm not actually messy. Just super aesthetically relaxed. Honest!

Divine. You should offer to buy me lunch more often if they're going to come in feast form.

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's like my one husband who owns Armani suits but wears faded jeans and t-shirts. Too many years working stone to bother.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. With more warning, I can send something from my own kitchen rather than ordering out.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Your one husband? Are you stressing that point because you like everyone to know you're monogamous, or do you have a collection of them?

Seriously? You'd do that?

[deal-with-it3.livejournal.com]

Sure, because that's not the same thing.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Correct, Dr. Cuddy! At last, we agree on something!

[toomuchlikedad.livejournal.com]

No. You're messy.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Buzz! Try again.

[toomuchlikedad.livejournal.com]

Well someone in the apartment is messy. Obviously it must be the invisible dog.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Your invisible dog. I don't create mess. I create artistic ways to decorate rooms with my belongings.

[oncologydoc.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not. Glad someone in the house agrees with me.

[angelica-jinx.livejournal.com]

*narrows eyes playfully* You're one of those pile system people aren't you? Is your floor the biggest shelf in your house?

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

Anything flat and doesn't cause my belongings to fall victim to gravity is as good as a shelf. A place for everything, and everything in its place. Just not the usual places people might consider to put their belongings.

[angelica-jinx.livejournal.com]

So instead of your belongings falling, you do when you trip over all the stuff on the floor. Good plan.

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

No. I'm way more strategic than that. Think Chess before any of the pieces have been moved. Until a pile joins another pile and there's a checkmate.

[marvelnotagirl.livejournal.com]

A messy desk is the mark of an intelligent mind! Or something like that. Not sure of the exact quote (where's Lab Barbie when you need her?).

[whatstheddx.livejournal.com]

See, other people who are disagreeing with me? This chick gets it.

[marvelnotagirl.livejournal.com]

...This chick?