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Hey mum, have something for you.

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What is it sweet pea?

*holds out a bouquet of flowers*

*smiles and takes them* Oh...thanks you baby.

You're welcome.

How was school?

It was fine, I completely fixed the little problem with Mary and that boy.

*grins* Good boy *kisses his forehead* I'm so very proud of you.

Thanks mum. You may get a call from the principle but they have no proof it was me. Nobody saw me do anything.

What precisely did you do Jonathan Patrick?

He has this habit of leaning up against the board so I might have written that he was a bed-wetter that wears dresses, backward in ink so it would be written on his shirt all day.

*tries not to laugh....fails* Oh...lord. As long as no one saw it..then nothing can be proved. You're much smarter then they are.

*grins* It was easy.

Of course it was. They never give you anything challenging.

I make up for it on my own time, Mary makes up for it by getting caught so easily.

Now now. Be nice.

I am nice. She's helped me hone my ability to go undetected but I'm also the first one they look at for pranks because she gets in trouble.

However, if there's not proof they can't do anything. She just has a thing for stairs, however I adore my little girl still. She does well.

Most of them have the sense to keep away from the stairs when she's there.

*smirks* yes, well, She's a good girl.

Mhm.

And you? Are a good boy *smirks*

Very good.

Of course you are. and you're very sorry that it happened to that boy but you had nothing to do with it.

*gives his most innocent look* Of course.

*grins* good boy.

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