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Are all earth females so temperamental?

Probably.

Lovely.

What's got you thinking about Earth women? Most people have forgotten them.

In a word, yeah.

Most of us anyway.

Well, that's assuring.

Wouldn't worry about it, though. We're not all that bad when it comes right down to it.

It just takes a little getting used to -- and a whole hang of a lot of patience.

Oh, I wouldn't say bad. Merely temperamental. Emotional. Rash, even. Not bad.

I'm guessing that where you're from, women are different? More...uh... logical?

More or less. They're rather protective of their young, but other than that?

I think most are. Protective of their kids, I mean.

I would agree. Seems to be instinct.

Yup.

Oh, good. It isn't just me, then.

Why do you ask?

I have been banished to the living room.

Ha! ...what'd you do?

I woke up the baby. I didn't know that was such a crime.

Well, what'd you do to wake me it up?

I checked on him, and when I left and closed the door, he woke up.

That's all?

Ain't just them, man.

And who else would it be?

Uh. *>__>*

...Not-Earth females?

Rather depends on where you are.

I don't have a clue about that stuff.

I've done quite a bit of traveling.

I bet. I'm kinda stuck waiting around.

That's not so bad, being in one place, I mean.

Not complaining here. Nowhere else I wanna go.

Fraid so, mister. *smile is more smug than apologetic*

Yes! Yes they are but don't ask me why. I don't think even they can explain it.

If you mean we all have varied temperaments, maybe.

No.

I've seen some doormats, in my time.

Where are you from? Like Mars?

I'm not from Earth but I know I am temperamental.

Can't say I speak for the rest of my specie as I am apparently the exception to the norm.

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