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Hill Have Eyes remake. It freaked me out. And House of Wax. The remake of that too.

I've got the original at home. But "House of Wax?" Isn't that where Paris Hilton gets impaled by something other than a man?

*laughs* It's already in the basket.

Yes! It's the best part. She is a terrible actor, even her yelling is shitty. How do you mess up a yell?

Besides that, anything in the Dark Castle movies. House on Haunted Hill, Thirteen Ghosts, Gothika, Ghost Ship. The last isn't great but the other three are classic.

Well you know how it goes; rules of the horror universe proudly proclaim tramps and bitches bite the big one before the final reel.

Yes, I do tend to have a soft spot in my heart for the old Dark Castle movies, the new ones seem cut from the same vein.

I'll be sure to pick them up! Thank you.

They are usually bitches too, and who wants to see the whorish bitch survive? It makes sense really.

You're welcome. I am always willing to help a fellow horror movie lover.

It's one of the few genres that still represent the moral values of society by punishing the contrasting vices in the most violent ways possible.

Nice to know there's other horror junkies still out there! I'm Jo.

Absolutely, also..sometimes it is just fun to be scared.

Of course, but I am a newbie, I used to be scared by the previews, now I can't get enough of them. Penny Lane.

Never get any of those Saw movies.

Oh? Heard they were good.

No fucking way. They are the worst movies out at the moment.

Hocus Pocus! It's my favoritest! The witches are scary and they go after little KIDS!

Mine too!

They are? Oh no! You'll have to be extra careful.

I don't want the mean witches to get me. Daddy says he fights them so that they don't get me but it's still scary. You should be careful too jus' in case they don't just attack little kids.

My name is Sarah Maria Wandell. What's your name?

Wanna know a secret? *leans down and whispers in her ear* My parents and me do too.

I'm Jo Harvelle. Nice to meet you Sarah.

*jumps up and gasps* REALLY?! That's so cool! I want to do it too when I grow up but daddy's says I have to go to school instead. School's stupid. I want to be a superhero like my daddy.

*does a little curtsey* It's very nice to meet you to, Miss Jo.

You sound like me when I was your age. Yeah, your dad's right. You need to go to school then when you grown up you can be a smart superhero and do your daddy proud. But remember, *She placed a finger before her lips* It's a secret.

*Laughing at herself, she bows back* You can just call me Jo.

Did you go to school to be a smart superhero too? *holds finger in front of her lips too* The biggest secret ever!

*Smiles* I did. And my uncles trained me too. So you really gotta pay attention when your teachers and dad tells you something, right?

I guess so.. *bounce and takes Jo's hand* You could teach me too! Us girls need to sick together!

We do. But I'm afraid you're a mite too young to start, Sarah.

But tell you what, when you get to be this tall *She uses her father's knife to mark a notch at five-feet in the wall* if you still want to learn come find your Aunt Jo.

Til then, you can ask me questions and I'll teach you a few things, but you've gotta keep them secret. Can you do that?

Horror movies, Jo? Really?

*Smirks* Guess you wouldn't be recommending "It", hmm?

I hold a long proud tradition of riding out Halloween with horror movies, junk food, and beer, and this year Dean (http://raisealilhell.livejournal.com/)'s joining me.

Oh, f-

No, I would not recommend It. I can guess what Dean's been telling you.

And I hope you two have fun, together.

Halloween movie night shopping Jo?

*grins* Well, I am too old for Trick-or-Treating.

Course, I'm trying to find something to scare Dean into the fetal position or therapy, got any that'll do the trick?

Final Destination. He hates that movie. Anything with plane crashes, or the threat of plane crashes.

*Impish grin*

Think "Twilight Zone the movie" and "Snakes on a Plane"?

If the threat of in-flight catastrophe doesn't get him, the cheesy acting will.

Good plan. He chuckled

I do try to have one on occasion.

He might hate you afterward.

Oh, I think he can forgive me.

Tossed my phobia in there for good measure.

Which is?

I'm sure he'll forgive you.

*Surprised but nervous look*

...

I gotta say it? Aloud?

Spit it out. It's me remember?

Dolls.

I hate those goddamn things.

So Dead Silence is a no for you then?

*Deadpans and eyes widen*

I threw it on the playlist but "Chucky"'s a no go.

*mutters* Dean better appreciate this or I'll kill 'em.

I'd avoid a movie called Dolly Dearest too.

I'm sure he will Jo.

If Dean brings it, I'll salt and burn it on the ledge.

Sure hope so.

So how are you doing, old man? You don't come 'round enough. Run into any scary monsters?

I'm surviving. Been holed up hurt.

You alright?

I'll live. Smiles

I'd hope so because otherwise we'd have a problem.

It's as patched as I'll get it. Chuckles

No remakes. They're crap.

I don't believe in remakes unless the death scenes are good.