http://danidennison.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] danidennison.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-10-29 08:18 pm

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My brother Max is a virgin.

[identity profile] inearsandeyes.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he appreciates you telling people.

[identity profile] inearsandeyes.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
So in other words, he deserves the announcement?

[identity profile] inearsandeyes.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it! I always wished I had a brother or sister to tease. Is he good at getting revenge? If so, you may want to watch out for that.

[identity profile] losingdirection.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
How old is your brother?

[identity profile] greenshercolor.livejournal.com 2008-11-02 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there are plenty of curious virgins in the world, child. One is bound to happen across our legend again.

[identity profile] sarah-wandell.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's a virgin?

[identity profile] sarah-wandell.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't do what? *cants head to the side*

Oh no. My daddy fights bad witches to make sure they don' hurt nobody. I wanna do it too.

[identity profile] sarah-wandell.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
You mean when they jump on the bed in their bedroom? which is TOTALLY unfair because I'M not allowed to jump on MY bed!

I'll tell him that he should because if they're bad, he would make sure to make them go away forever.

[identity profile] humanmapquest.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
What's a virgin?

Is it something bad?

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

Oh, your brother. Sorry, thought someone was talkin' to me.

OOC: WIN.

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
She blinks, a little stunned at having been asked point-blank, and flushes.

Uh...no.

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Your brother sounds like a perv.

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
...Never mind.

Let's change the subject. I like your dress.

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, that's nice of him.

Who are the Sanderson sisters?

[identity profile] littlechimera.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I bet he has fun, even if he doesn't wanna say so.

Oh. Gross. Make sure he stays away from candles, then.

[identity profile] timescometoplay.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooh, I'll bet he's delicious!

[identity profile] timescometoplay.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
She gasps.

'Tis a lie! I'm the pretty one!