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[apoxuponyou]

I need a sword. Something special.

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[omniamorsaequa.livejournal.com]

A sword?

[apoxuponyou]

A sword. Usually required for a life of death and destruction.

[omniamorsaequa.livejournal.com]

I know what they're used for, Pes. Why do you want one?

[apoxuponyou]

I need to...protect myself against all eventualities.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

A meat sword? Hoo yeah, baby. xD

[apoxuponyou]

Oh, well, aren't you the funny one. You serious about that offer, darling?

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm totally taken. It'd have to be some equally attractive kinda dude.

[fang-of-spades.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone like swords so much? At least get a lightsaber.

[apoxuponyou]

Find me one that could take out a Horseman and I'll take it.

[fang-of-spades.livejournal.com]

Take out a Horseman? Whoa, Bubba, what's that about?

[wedodeliveries.livejournal.com]

[apologetic look] You're not on my list, miss. Terribly sorry. You know how these things are -- it's a good system, our post, but it's not perfect!

Perhaps the paperwork got behind. I could check the truck, if you'd like.

[apoxuponyou]

Well, hello there. You look like a man who knows exactly where to get things.

[wedodeliveries.livejournal.com]

I do my best, ma'am. I don't find things, not exactly. But if there's something important you need to get somewhere, then I am your man.

[omniamorsaequa.livejournal.com]

A sword?

[apoxuponyou]

A sword. Usually required for a life of death and destruction.

[omniamorsaequa.livejournal.com]

I know what they're used for, Pes. Why do you want one?

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

A meat sword? Hoo yeah, baby. xD

[apoxuponyou]

Oh, well, aren't you the funny one. You serious about that offer, darling?

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm totally taken. It'd have to be some equally attractive kinda dude.

[fang-of-spades.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone like swords so much? At least get a lightsaber.

[apoxuponyou]

Find me one that could take out a Horseman and I'll take it.

[fang-of-spades.livejournal.com]

Take out a Horseman? Whoa, Bubba, what's that about?

[wedodeliveries.livejournal.com]

[apologetic look] You're not on my list, miss. Terribly sorry. You know how these things are -- it's a good system, our post, but it's not perfect!

Perhaps the paperwork got behind. I could check the truck, if you'd like.

[apoxuponyou]

Well, hello there. You look like a man who knows exactly where to get things.

[wedodeliveries.livejournal.com]

I do my best, ma'am. I don't find things, not exactly. But if there's something important you need to get somewhere, then I am your man.