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[apoxuponyou]

I need a sword. Something special.

Comments

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Point. Sometimes it's nice to know what the risks are though. Can't be all that bad if the rest of it involves awesome sex though, right?

[apoxuponyou]

Right on, puppy.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Awesome. And hey, if that monogamy thing doesn't work out for me, I'll let you know, lady.

[apoxuponyou]

I'll be waiting.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

The name's Troy. Don't forget it~

[apoxuponyou]

Pestilence - Horseman of the Apocalypse.

*holds out her hand*

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

*blinks and goes to shake it*

That's uh, an interesting name to have. No nick names I can go for?

[apoxuponyou]

Some people call me Buboes, puppy.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

That rolls off the tongue way easier than Pestilence...

[apoxuponyou]

Well, I do need to keep the official party line straight - so to speak.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Right. Yeah. That needs to be done. Idek what Pestilence means though, so whatever.

[apoxuponyou]

Aww - my little stupid puppy.

It's means Disease. Congratulations - you have the flu.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

I'm not stupid! I just-- who has the flu? Me? I feel fine, dude.

[apoxuponyou]

Maybe I should kiss you and give you the clap...

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

What? No. Don't-- don't give me stuff. Unless it's nice stuff. Your offer of awesome sex suddenly sounds a lot less appealing.

[apoxuponyou]

Everything has a price, puppy.

Mun can't even spell today~

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Uh. That's a really sucky price. I mean, maybe the sniffles would be worth it, but STDs are so not.

Re: Mun can't even spell today~

[apoxuponyou]

Oh, for the big S, puppy, you'd get some good old-fashioned plague. I'm cute like that.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

... Dude. I'll pass on the plague offer, thanks. You're weird and I'm getting a headache.

[apoxuponyou]

Best sex you'll ever have, guaranteed. Think it over, puppy.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Soooooo not worth it for ill health. If I even have the flu later, I'm totally like, suing or whatever.

[apoxuponyou]

Puppy, I live in Hell. We've got all the best lawyers.

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, it's the thought that counts. I'll sue in my mind.

[apoxuponyou]

You really are the cutest thing. *ruffles his hair - hello, chicken pox*

[bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com]

If you've just given me more stuff, I'm suing even more! *sloooowly backs away* And I'm also going cause you're mean. :/