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[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Stole Coach Tanaka's sandwich.

Still alive.

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[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Ones in the NFL. Except John Harbaugh.



You should go hit that.

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

What is it you kids say? Hit it and quit it?

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

I say hit it and hit it again if they're hot and giving it up.

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

I like you, Jew.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That's awesome. Do you need, like, a Cheerios manager or something? Or someone to drive your getaway car after you screw Harbaugh's brains out and run away with his money?

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

No to the first one, possibly yes to the last one. I need to get my hammies up to speed first.

However, I do need someone to make Schuester's life miserable when I'm not around.

HAHAHAHA hammies

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

Sign me up. He makes my ears bleed with his lame speeches.

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. First thing: Steal every can of hair product you find in his office. I can't wait to see him cry.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

What about stuff that's a double agent, like glue?

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Take no risks.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

That Elmer's cow is going down tomorrow.

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

Pour it in his coffee. Kids eat paste all the time, it won't kill him. Then tell me what his face does.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

He'll probably just think it's old creamer. One time I did that to my mom and all she did was add more sugar.

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

Well that's disappointing.

You seem creative, I'll leave it all up to you. But I want reports.

[lima-loser.livejournal.com]

You got it.

Can I call you Captain?

[dontknow-orcare.livejournal.com]

Only if you salute.