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[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

This file is ridiculous. Redonkulous, really.

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[mulder-trustno1.livejournal.com]

What file's that that's deserving of such wordsmithery?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

One of my friends in the FBI from my internship gave me the stats on this casefile everyone's been buzzing about. They thought I'd be able to add in some input, being the amazing super sleuth I am, and I'm just... at a giant loss here.

[mulder-trustno1.livejournal.com]

Which friend? I might know 'em.

More importantly, what file?

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

... Redonkulous how?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

It's kind of classified. And by kind of, I mean it is. But take it from me, this is one creative serial killer. Like, so creative I'm about ready to start cross referencing art schools.

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Claire's going to try to get it out of her anyway.]

My brother works for the FBI, I was just wondering if it was the one he was freaking out about recently, too. That's ... pretty creative. Maybe he came out of an art school? I heard Hitler went to art school, maybe that's like a ... common denominator in serial killers or something.

[prettysimpleguy.livejournal.com]

Like that ass.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

Yes, Dick. Just like that ass. What poor girl are you terrorizing today?

[prettysimpleguy.livejournal.com]

...Somebody's secretary.

I love secretaries.

[froyoho.livejournal.com]

What file is that?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

A classified one.

[froyoho.livejournal.com]

Right. [~knowing, friendly smile here~] One of those. Who do you work for?

[elicitator.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ms. Mars- you mean the Sylar file?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

The one and only. Have you got anything new on it?

[mulder-trustno1.livejournal.com]

What file's that that's deserving of such wordsmithery?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

One of my friends in the FBI from my internship gave me the stats on this casefile everyone's been buzzing about. They thought I'd be able to add in some input, being the amazing super sleuth I am, and I'm just... at a giant loss here.

[mulder-trustno1.livejournal.com]

Which friend? I might know 'em.

More importantly, what file?

[autophoenix.livejournal.com]

... Redonkulous how?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

It's kind of classified. And by kind of, I mean it is. But take it from me, this is one creative serial killer. Like, so creative I'm about ready to start cross referencing art schools.

[prettysimpleguy.livejournal.com]

Like that ass.

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

Yes, Dick. Just like that ass. What poor girl are you terrorizing today?

[froyoho.livejournal.com]

What file is that?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

A classified one.

[elicitator.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ms. Mars- you mean the Sylar file?

[bitch-isback.livejournal.com]

The one and only. Have you got anything new on it?