Mmm, well, there is some truth to those movies. Much like humanity, there are good vampires and then there are very horrible vampires, as well as everything in between. In my younger days, I was something of a savage.
[chuckles] Very, very old. I was born in 550 AD. Joseph is not my real name, but if I were to tell you what my mother called me, I doubt you would believe me.
[blinks in awe] Wow. No, now you have to tell me. And why did you choose the name Joseph? I ask mostly because not only do you have my brother's face, that's his name too.
[his eyes widen] Oh wow, really? That's... wow. So you were always royalty huh? [makes a mental note to look up Mordred and King Arthur on Wikipedia later]
[chuckles and nods] Basically, yes. I was his illegitimate son, so if he'd had a son with his wife, the legitimate child would have gotten the crown. Alas, I died before I became king.
Many people see a lot wrong with it [his face falls a little and he shakes his head] But it's what's best for us and platonic definitely wasn't enough anymore.
Love is blind. Love is, well, love. I can hardly throw stones in a glass house; my mother was my father's half-sister. In these modern times, it's an unconventional love, but as long as it's working for you, then who am I to judge?
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