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[chesstotem]

[Trying to cook, and failing miserably.]

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[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be en flambe?

[chesstotem]

That's right, laugh it up. Revel in my incompetence. [She slaps out the flames with a towel, then drops the scorched brick of a grilled cheese onto a plate with a heavy sigh.]

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

[Arthur isn't sure how anyone can manage to ruin grilled cheese. He--] Ariadne. The towel. [Is on the still-lit burner and swiftly catching.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

[Watches from a safe distance, amused and concerned.]

Please don't burn the place down, dear. I don't know if there's insurance...

[chesstotem]

Well maybe if the peanut gallery would stop making comments and do something constructive, we can save the building. [She makes an annoyed face at Eames and reluctantly dumps the ruined pasta into the sink.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

Good Lord, did you just call me the 'peanut gallery'?

[His eyebrows go up.]

And did you just burn pasta?

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be en flambe?

[chesstotem]

That's right, laugh it up. Revel in my incompetence. [She slaps out the flames with a towel, then drops the scorched brick of a grilled cheese onto a plate with a heavy sigh.]

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

[Arthur isn't sure how anyone can manage to ruin grilled cheese. He--] Ariadne. The towel. [Is on the still-lit burner and swiftly catching.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

[Watches from a safe distance, amused and concerned.]

Please don't burn the place down, dear. I don't know if there's insurance...

[chesstotem]

Well maybe if the peanut gallery would stop making comments and do something constructive, we can save the building. [She makes an annoyed face at Eames and reluctantly dumps the ruined pasta into the sink.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

Good Lord, did you just call me the 'peanut gallery'?

[His eyebrows go up.]

And did you just burn pasta?

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be en flambe?

[chesstotem]

That's right, laugh it up. Revel in my incompetence. [She slaps out the flames with a towel, then drops the scorched brick of a grilled cheese onto a plate with a heavy sigh.]

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

[Arthur isn't sure how anyone can manage to ruin grilled cheese. He--] Ariadne. The towel. [Is on the still-lit burner and swiftly catching.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

[Watches from a safe distance, amused and concerned.]

Please don't burn the place down, dear. I don't know if there's insurance...

[chesstotem]

Well maybe if the peanut gallery would stop making comments and do something constructive, we can save the building. [She makes an annoyed face at Eames and reluctantly dumps the ruined pasta into the sink.]

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be en flambe?

[chesstotem]

That's right, laugh it up. Revel in my incompetence. [She slaps out the flames with a towel, then drops the scorched brick of a grilled cheese onto a plate with a heavy sigh.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

[Watches from a safe distance, amused and concerned.]

Please don't burn the place down, dear. I don't know if there's insurance...

[chesstotem]

Well maybe if the peanut gallery would stop making comments and do something constructive, we can save the building. [She makes an annoyed face at Eames and reluctantly dumps the ruined pasta into the sink.]

[thesecurity.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be en flambe?

[chesstotem]

That's right, laugh it up. Revel in my incompetence. [She slaps out the flames with a towel, then drops the scorched brick of a grilled cheese onto a plate with a heavy sigh.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

[Watches from a safe distance, amused and concerned.]

Please don't burn the place down, dear. I don't know if there's insurance...

[chesstotem]

Well maybe if the peanut gallery would stop making comments and do something constructive, we can save the building. [She makes an annoyed face at Eames and reluctantly dumps the ruined pasta into the sink.]