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[chesstotem]

[Trying to cook, and failing miserably.]

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[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

I won't. Not intentionally. No McDonald's.

Some place fast? Slow? How do you like it, Ariadne?

[chesstotem]

Ha ha.

Someplace I can sit down, if you please.

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

McDonald's has seating.

[He holds up a hand as if to ward off a blow.]

Kidding. I know a nice place where we can relax for a while.

[chesstotem]

I certainly hope so. [He can probably hear her stomach rumbling as he ushers her outside.]

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

I can think of several decent places, none of which require a tie.

[Which is good, because though he's in a jacket, he isn't wearing a tie.]

Borborygmi.

[chesstotem]

[She looks at him askance.] Don't think I won't slap you if you call me a dirty word in Swahili or something.

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

What do they teach in school these days? 'Borborygmi' is the name for the rumbling sounds your stomach makes.

[Not that he learned that when he was in school.]

[chesstotem]

I can honestly say I've never heard that word before.

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

They say that you learn something new every day, Ariadne. Technically, you're done for the day. This way...

[chesstotem]

My day isn't complete until I've learned at least eighteen new things.

[forgerthief.livejournal.com]

You're up there with Alice. I think she was used to doing twelve impossible things before breakfast.