http://open-flame.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-10-26 06:40 pm
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[attempting to wash the cat...





...failing]
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[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

<//3

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
MREEEEEEEEOW. [CLAWS FURIOUSLY. SYLAR WILL BATHE WHEN HE FEELS LIKE IT DAMN IT.]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[and Liz starts to bleed all over the cats head] Oh my GOD, cat! You're flailing around like a psycho killer! Stop it!

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
MREOW. [flails in the tub some more]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I swear I will stab you with a tranq dart if you don't hold still!

[she leans over the tub trying to scrub the dirty kitty cat]

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
rrrrrr. [growls as he sits perfectly still. DEATH GLARE OF DOOM.]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She's stupid. She thinks this a momentarily lapse in the cats energy so she takes this opportunity to scrub scrub scrub]

Now, soap. You smell like a dead rat.

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
rrreow. [not his fault! seriously! that rat smell was not there before!]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[she keeps frantically scrubbing and rinsing until Sylar looks like this (http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/angry_wet_cat.jpg)]

See, was that so bad?

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
mrow.
[DEATH GLARE (http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/5966/Funny_Pictures_5966.jpg)]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Gets out the blow dryer. That's not gonna bug a cat, is it? Nah...]

Hold still! I'm almost done!

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[he sinks his claws into the nearest soft thing as he hisses and arches his back in irritation.]
*hissss*

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[OMFG, that soft thing was her leg! Why, oh why did she wear her nice leather pants today]

Cat, hold still. You'll get sick if I don't dry you.

[identity profile] specialclaws.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Sylar hisses some more as she continues to dry him off.]

[identity profile] open-flame.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's being quick, but every time she tries to fluff the kitty, the claws go deeper]

Wearing chainmaille the next time I do this.
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