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[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[attempting to wash the cat...





...failing]

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[familiarkuko.livejournal.com]

[flails wildly]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

You roll sleep in the boys laundry basket, you get a bath. So calm down, Princess!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

No, Luke. That would be 'petting the kitty' or if you're a guy 'training the dragon'

[eeps and gets splashed]

Get a towel, damn it!

[futureboyscout.livejournal.com]

Umm, why are you trying to bathe a cat?

[goes over and readies a bottle of Jameison]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[sighs, she's covered in water, soap and cat fur] Because he smells like rotten eggs. As much as that reminds me of home, I don't want my cat smelling like that.

[smirks] You brought booze? It isn't even my birthday. [and that second of distraction was the sopping wet cat's chance to flee!] Shit! Peter, catch him!

[1breath.livejournal.com]

You know cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Not when they roll around in slime behind the Chinese Restaurant.

[familiarkuko.livejournal.com]

[flails wildly]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

You roll sleep in the boys laundry basket, you get a bath. So calm down, Princess!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

No, Luke. That would be 'petting the kitty' or if you're a guy 'training the dragon'

[eeps and gets splashed]

Get a towel, damn it!

[futureboyscout.livejournal.com]

Umm, why are you trying to bathe a cat?

[goes over and readies a bottle of Jameison]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[sighs, she's covered in water, soap and cat fur] Because he smells like rotten eggs. As much as that reminds me of home, I don't want my cat smelling like that.

[smirks] You brought booze? It isn't even my birthday. [and that second of distraction was the sopping wet cat's chance to flee!] Shit! Peter, catch him!

[1breath.livejournal.com]

You know cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Not when they roll around in slime behind the Chinese Restaurant.

[familiarkuko.livejournal.com]

[flails wildly]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

You roll sleep in the boys laundry basket, you get a bath. So calm down, Princess!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

No, Luke. That would be 'petting the kitty' or if you're a guy 'training the dragon'

[eeps and gets splashed]

Get a towel, damn it!

[futureboyscout.livejournal.com]

Umm, why are you trying to bathe a cat?

[goes over and readies a bottle of Jameison]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[sighs, she's covered in water, soap and cat fur] Because he smells like rotten eggs. As much as that reminds me of home, I don't want my cat smelling like that.

[smirks] You brought booze? It isn't even my birthday. [and that second of distraction was the sopping wet cat's chance to flee!] Shit! Peter, catch him!

[1breath.livejournal.com]

You know cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Not when they roll around in slime behind the Chinese Restaurant.

[familiarkuko.livejournal.com]

[flails wildly]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

You roll sleep in the boys laundry basket, you get a bath. So calm down, Princess!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

No, Luke. That would be 'petting the kitty' or if you're a guy 'training the dragon'

[eeps and gets splashed]

Get a towel, damn it!

[futureboyscout.livejournal.com]

Umm, why are you trying to bathe a cat?

[goes over and readies a bottle of Jameison]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[sighs, she's covered in water, soap and cat fur] Because he smells like rotten eggs. As much as that reminds me of home, I don't want my cat smelling like that.

[smirks] You brought booze? It isn't even my birthday. [and that second of distraction was the sopping wet cat's chance to flee!] Shit! Peter, catch him!

[1breath.livejournal.com]

You know cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Not when they roll around in slime behind the Chinese Restaurant.

[familiarkuko.livejournal.com]

[flails wildly]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

You roll sleep in the boys laundry basket, you get a bath. So calm down, Princess!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

<3

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

NO! You are getting a bath! The more you fight, the harder this will be.

[and if you make her bleed all over you, you'll just need another bath. Duh, Kitteh.]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

No, Luke. That would be 'petting the kitty' or if you're a guy 'training the dragon'

[eeps and gets splashed]

Get a towel, damn it!

[futureboyscout.livejournal.com]

Umm, why are you trying to bathe a cat?

[goes over and readies a bottle of Jameison]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[sighs, she's covered in water, soap and cat fur] Because he smells like rotten eggs. As much as that reminds me of home, I don't want my cat smelling like that.

[smirks] You brought booze? It isn't even my birthday. [and that second of distraction was the sopping wet cat's chance to flee!] Shit! Peter, catch him!

[1breath.livejournal.com]

You know cats are perfectly capable of washing themselves.

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

Not when they roll around in slime behind the Chinese Restaurant.