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[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[attempting to wash the cat...





...failing]

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[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[She's stupid. She thinks this a momentarily lapse in the cats energy so she takes this opportunity to scrub scrub scrub]

Now, soap. You smell like a dead rat.

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

rrreow. [not his fault! seriously! that rat smell was not there before!]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[she keeps frantically scrubbing and rinsing until Sylar looks like this (http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/angry_wet_cat.jpg)]

See, was that so bad?

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

mrow.
[DEATH GLARE (http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/5966/Funny_Pictures_5966.jpg)]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[Gets out the blow dryer. That's not gonna bug a cat, is it? Nah...]

Hold still! I'm almost done!

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

[he sinks his claws into the nearest soft thing as he hisses and arches his back in irritation.]
*hissss*

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[OMFG, that soft thing was her leg! Why, oh why did she wear her nice leather pants today]

Cat, hold still. You'll get sick if I don't dry you.

[specialclaws.livejournal.com]

[Sylar hisses some more as she continues to dry him off.]

[open-flame.livejournal.com]

[she's being quick, but every time she tries to fluff the kitty, the claws go deeper]

Wearing chainmaille the next time I do this.