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[Answers phone] Slater, FBI, who's this?

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Half an hour?!

About! Just do what I told you and you'll be fine.

O-okay.

[She'll just. Curl up in the bathtub now]

[he did hurry, because he was Bobby and she was a damsel in distress.]

[Poor Beth is a damsel in distress often, unfortunately.

She's also still hiding in the bathtub. She is not moving. Ever.]

[He managed to get there in twenty three minutes, and he was glad that it was only a pair of goblins, though the ruckus he kicked up putting them both down was probably enough to wake the neighbors.]

[Yeah, way to go Bobby. Someone probably called the cops or something. Especially since Beth was screaming earlier before she got smart and tried to call the authorities.

Which she also failed at, but things worked out okay anyway!

She's still sitting in the tub, pointing a bottle of cayenne pepper and her flashlight defensively toward the door and trying not to flip out because loud noises oh God what]

[He finally pushes the door open carefully, ready to dodge if anything gets hucked]

You alright in here?

[She was about ready to throw that flashlight, man.]

I think so. U-um, are they gone?

Yeah, you're good. Probably won't have any problems with them later either.

Good.

...Thanks.

[She slowly climbs out of the tub]

......You don't look like an... FBI agent.

yeah? How many feds have you met?

None.

Well there you go. Deep cover agent. [he sighs] You going to be okay?

I think so.

[She's just never going to go into the basement ever again. Talk about life scaring events]

I don't have to pay you are anything, do I?

[Because she's also flat broke]

[he shakes his head] Nah. Civic duty or whatever.

Oh. Good.

[This is an opportune moment for awkward silence.

But then Beth bites her lip and holds out her hand]

I'm Beth.

[He accepts the handshake, glad that it wasn't a hug, he still didn't know how to react to the hugs] Bobby.

[As much as Beth would have loved to give him a hug, she doesn't hug strangers. Safety first and all that, obviously]

Sooo...

[Crisis has been averted. Now Beth doesn't know what to do.

Her solution is to stare]

So, uh, if you're gonna be alright, I should get going.

I... I think that might be the best. Um.

I'll just. Um.

...Bye?

[he nods, just as awkward] Right, uh, take care of yourself.

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