[He managed to get there in twenty three minutes, and he was glad that it was only a pair of goblins, though the ruckus he kicked up putting them both down was probably enough to wake the neighbors.]
[Yeah, way to go Bobby. Someone probably called the cops or something. Especially since Beth was screaming earlier before she got smart and tried to call the authorities.
Which she also failed at, but things worked out okay anyway!
She's still sitting in the tub, pointing a bottle of cayenne pepper and her flashlight defensively toward the door and trying not to flip out because loud noises oh God what]
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[She'll just. Curl up in the bathtub now]
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She's also still hiding in the bathtub. She is not moving. Ever.]
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Which she also failed at, but things worked out okay anyway!
She's still sitting in the tub, pointing a bottle of cayenne pepper and her flashlight defensively toward the door and trying not to flip out because loud noises oh God what]
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You alright in here?
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I think so. U-um, are they gone?
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...Thanks.
[She slowly climbs out of the tub]
......You don't look like an... FBI agent.
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[She's just never going to go into the basement ever again. Talk about life scaring events]
I don't have to pay you are anything, do I?
[Because she's also flat broke]
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[This is an opportune moment for awkward silence.
But then Beth bites her lip and holds out her hand]
I'm Beth.
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Sooo...
[Crisis has been averted. Now Beth doesn't know what to do.
Her solution is to stare]
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I'll just. Um.
...Bye?
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