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House should have fallen on her.

Color me completely shocked. I had you pegged as the emotionally mature type all along.

[ooc: for future reference, is mild fourth-walling okay? i know nothing about the series, so her fourth-walling would consist of "you're a character on a tv show, a hot one, and i've seen you shirtless"]

I had no idea that being emotionally mature entailed praising the bitch who did her absolute best to ruin my after-life. [He paused, patting his pockets.] Should I be writing this down?

[ooc: Completely fine. :) In turn, I know very little of Glee, though I watched some of the first season. The only conclusion I was able to come to was that I loved Rachel Berry more than most.]

You must mean Katherine. I hope you're not this irritable in future seasons.

[ooc: that's because rachel berry is the best ever. ♥ i am mildly biased but she's also lea michele, so there's that.]

Bingo. Unless, of course, there is another vindictive bitch waiting in the wings. [He stares at her for several long moments, wondering what was going through that tiny mind of hers. Because by seasons, she's surely speaking of Spring, Summer, Winter, and Fall.] I'm sure the weather will be the least of my worries in the future.

[ooc: Preach. I'm mildly biased because...well, there's really no rhyme or reason other than the obvious facts that others may or may not choose to acknowledge.]

Well, there's always the entire cast of Vocal Adrenaline, but I doubt they'd really be any of your concern. Your particular brand of super-strength and the ability to hypnotize generally renders us mortals easy targets.

[ooc: also ian somerhalder is hot shit. it's okay, i said it for you.]

[He's speechless, perhaps for the first time in his life and all that has transpired after it. Who was this chick? She was acting as though-- and then suddenly it clicked.] You've an avid Twilight reader, aren't you?

[ooc: Truer words have never been spoken.]

[There is not a Rachel Berry icon in the entire world that sums up her level of disgust and personal affront.]

No.

[Yeah, he's not buying it.] Let me see if I can word this gently...I. Don't. Sparkle. Under any circumstances.

I'm well aware that you don't sparkle, Damon Salvatore. Like I would read such trash.

[this face. forever.]

I never thought the day would come when even I am shocked to see my reputation precede me. [He arches a lazy brow, crossing his arms over his chest.] Who the hell are you?

My name is Rachel Berry. [She extends a hand, making sure to keep her palm and the underside of her wrist up towards the sky. Hey, it may not be canonly accurate, but she's going with her instincts here and assuming that he can pretty easily tell human from... not.]

I'm not a threat to you or your brother, and I'm not aligned with Katherine or her handmaiden. So you can stop giving me that look now, thank you.

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