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[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

New Years. Trump Tower. Be there.

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[zapsalot.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: Wine, women and song, hm?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

To start with, pops. Then tequila, donkeys and Youtube.

[zapsalot.livejournal.com]

Call me "pops" again and you'll be seeing it from twenty thousand leagues under the sea.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dad. *It had been a while since Dio had felt chastised, and he didn't do 'humble' well*

[zapsalot.livejournal.com]

Better. I might believe it if you managed an ounce of contriteness, but it's a work in progress.

[bestlastlaugh.livejournal.com]

Shall I assume this invitation was misdelivered at the messenger's peril?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Track him down and give him the ol' what for.

[bestlastlaugh.livejournal.com]

Believe me when I say I am enjoying dinner and a show but I am curious about this invitation. Is it geniune?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. I never joke about a party.

[theos-mekhanes.livejournal.com]

You're inviting us all to a party with vast amounts of alcohol.

You know this is going to be a disaster.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the best kind of disaster.

[theos-mekhanes.livejournal.com]

Oh, the psychological drama factor will be amusing. No, I'm worried about a literal disaster.

There will be fire. I don't need an Oracle to know there will be fire.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Which is why we'll have lots of fire extinguishers. And a jello pool. And ice cream fountains. It'll be great. C'mon.

[zapsalot.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: Wine, women and song, hm?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

To start with, pops. Then tequila, donkeys and Youtube.

[zapsalot.livejournal.com]

Call me "pops" again and you'll be seeing it from twenty thousand leagues under the sea.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dad. *It had been a while since Dio had felt chastised, and he didn't do 'humble' well*

[bestlastlaugh.livejournal.com]

Shall I assume this invitation was misdelivered at the messenger's peril?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Track him down and give him the ol' what for.

[bestlastlaugh.livejournal.com]

Believe me when I say I am enjoying dinner and a show but I am curious about this invitation. Is it geniune?

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. I never joke about a party.

[theos-mekhanes.livejournal.com]

You're inviting us all to a party with vast amounts of alcohol.

You know this is going to be a disaster.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the best kind of disaster.

[theos-mekhanes.livejournal.com]

Oh, the psychological drama factor will be amusing. No, I'm worried about a literal disaster.

There will be fire. I don't need an Oracle to know there will be fire.

[lordofmadness.livejournal.com]

Which is why we'll have lots of fire extinguishers. And a jello pool. And ice cream fountains. It'll be great. C'mon.