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Have you ever heard of Sekhmet? I know she's a different local.. but.. *grins more widely. Yeah, he could see those two hitting it off*

Well, I made a totally innocuous comment, as usual, about how it's not like we can just go around turning into bulls and impregnating girls anymore, and he implied he still could if he wanted.

There may or may not be proof at said party.

I heard of her and a few others of that Pantheon. There were a few Greeks among the Egyptians before Alex's time. It sounds you know her better than I.

I don't believe that. I don't even believe for a moment you were ever innocent. And theoretically we can. Theoretically divine shape shifting isn't needed, just spirits and a sizable sum of money. [The God of Technology has seen things including the internet.] It doesn't mean we have to do it.

This is when the use of both hands to face palm would really come in handy. I don't need to see that.

Hey, I know that, I just wasn't sure if that was during your 'I'mma mope and stay inside' time or not. Call it your 'blue' period. *He smirked* I don't know her that well. Tried, but she seems to think I'm a bit of a flake.

I was innocent. Once. Maybe.

Where's your sense of adventure, Heph?

I never moped and stayed inside. I stayed inside because it was a hundred times more interesting than the chaos on Olympus. Yes, I was annoyed about Aphrodite but I moved on. [Chuckles.] She thought you as a flake?

For the first ten minutes of your life.

Sense of adventure should not require seeing Zeus shape shifted into a bull, attempting to mount an underweight and probably high mortal girl.

Mope. Avoidance. Call it what you want. And yes. Though, I was kind of wearing a diaper and had a lolli-soother at the time.

Isn't everyone entitled to ten or fifteen minutes of something?

I dunno. I think the Kardashians could take him.

It's not moping when I don't want to deal with a birth-mother to made these legs even worse. [He pats his upper thigh with that gesture before slipping his hand back on the crutch.] Oh, after a rave, then? Never a good time to make an impression.

Fame. Fifteen minutes of fame.

... I'm surprised you're not claiming them as your own.

Hera can be a bitch sometimes, bro. I mean.. talk about not winning mother of the year. *He grinned* Something like that. She was less than impressed, anyway.

Well.. I was famous in my birth. *He grinned wider*

Nah. Those bitches be too crazy for even me.

Sometimes? [His brows raise.] Most times? She was fairly kind to Iason, as I recall. And that is me being fair. [He sighed, shaking his head.] It's a selective culture, it doesn't quite hit everyone's taste.

Yet another child born without needing a mother. Zeus is still winning.

Oh, they're not that bad. They might be more for Aphrodite than you?

Well, yeah, but I was trying to be generous. Most of the kids, even her own, got boned. S'not fair. *He gave Hephaestus a conspiratorial waggle of his brows* Maybe not, but she'd look good in a skimpy little leather thing.

And doesn't he know it..

I'm feeling the male groove tonight, actually. On occasion, one gets kind of bored with breasts.

Hebe's comfortable from what I understand. Ares can slither off to somewhere and curl into a knot. [He shakes his head, but he's grinning, lowering into a chair.] I'll take your word fo rit. I'm sure she's fantastic.

Absolutely. They should divorce. Why even bother to stay together?

I prefer the natural look myself, more power to you on rejecting the unnatural.

(http://smuttysws.livejournal.com/10209390.html)

Most of us just shrug and consider it a fact of life. Our 'rentals are kind of messed up. *He passes his brother a beer* She's lickalicious. something about feline entities. Rawr.

Because they're both sick and twisted. I swear, War of the Roses was based on them.

True. I'm not a fan of the barbies. They just.. no. It's like being with a sex doll. Which can be fun and all.. *grins*

(ooc - *squees and goes to tag*)

I had a perfectly good woman who raised me and had a perfectly good childhood, unlike the rest of you. Nyx knows I didn't get my temperament from them. [And of course, he accepts the beer.] That's something we lacked among ourselves... sadly.

The War was fought between ... Oh, that Michael Douglas movie. A bit, I think.

Sex dolls have their place and purpose, I'm sure. But not on the mortal body. The softness is apart of mortal charms.

Mm well... isn't there some study they're doing now about inherent genetic temperament traits. *Nods and sips his* Yes. Very. I blame the local. Not so many lions and leopards in Greece.

*He laughs slightly* Yeah.. that movie.

Hey, I agree completely. But try telling one of them that. They lipo and starve themselves to death and think they're pretty.

Perhaps. They usually have studies as such, though I might be abusing it in our cases. Perhaps Hera would be more pleasant woman if Cronos hadn't devoured her. But then, it doesn't explain Hestia. [He snorts and drinks.] Well, not that we needed any.

In modern depictions... it's the most accurate.

You surprise me, sometimes. Ah, well, one day fashion will change. Mark my words. Nothing wrong with slender if it's natural.

I don't think Hera would have ever been pleasant. *grins* Fair enough.

I can so see Hera biting dad's junk.

I do? *bright smile* Good. Keep you on your toes. I still remember when it was fashionable to eat. I liked those days.

No. She might be happier being virgin. But then I would not exist and I'm not that bitter enough with her.

... why do you have to share these thoughts with me, when I can never erase them.

You do. [Nods.] I do too. It's a pity it's become unfashionable. We should talk to Demeter about that.

Hey, you're one of the few I like. You're sticking around.

It's a gift. Really.

Stage a rally? *smirks*

What? With the charm of Apollo and the delightful stories of Ares? How could I be so honored?

[He takes a drink. He'd rather be drunk than remember that memory.]

Occupy Olympus, yes.

*Dio just rolls his eyes, taking a swig of his own* It could happen. One day. 'We are the 99%'

I don't know how the 99% would act towards gods. [He leans back to consider.] This is clearly not my domain and I shouldn't ponder it, but I do wonder.

They'd hate our guts. We're the ultimate in 'privileged'.

And I'm sure your party will just cement that.

Shut up. My party is awesome.

Your party is not for the working classes.

I have nothing against the schlubs inviting themselves.

Demon Knight BZ is probably my fave BZ

Oh, man, I haven't seen that in years.

I suggest a rewatch. Because it's just that damn good.

I recall Billy Zane being Billy Zane. So it should be good.

This is very true.

So, netflix it is, then. Maybe stuff to icon with!

Ooh.. icons. Yeah.. I'm so throwing Sekky at him. POST HIM IN SSWS! :D Or somewhere.. *shifty eyes*

Since you asked so sweetly, I will.

Aww.. *flutters eyes*

Flutter eyes, darn it!

YOU CANNOT RESIST!!!

Stupid drunken god promises. :D

*molests you from two angles* Muahahahaha

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Ooh.. icons. Yeah.. I'm so throwing Sekky at him. POST HIM IN SSWS! :D Or somewhere.. shifty eyes

Aww.. flutters eyes

molests you from two angles Muahahahaha