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[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Why don't more people hug people?

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[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Ah--like winning a football game, or, um, winning the lottery, or seeing someone you hadn't seen for a long time. Those sorts of things.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

But I never won anything! And...uh. I see you guys every day!

Yzma too. When you're off selling Thneeds, she just kinda emerges from that one big bush in your garden.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

...she's stalking...

Maybe I should set a trap.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Dunno if that'll work, buddy!

Yzma's really smart. [...Riiight, Kronk.]

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could fix something up. Maybe with a boot...

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! A purple one, so she'll want it.

And then if she'll grab it-

Wait. Won't that make Yzma awfully angry?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely pleased she's been lurking about my home.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

She just... I dunno. She snuck in. Then she used your cucumbers to make a face mask.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

...

I have to set something up to catch her in the act.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

She looked really ugly! I'm not...uh. The kinda guy to say anything mean about a lady's appearance, but I almost threw up all over your nice floor.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

...ew...

*takes a pencil out and starts to sketch a contraption involving gears, a claw, and a net*

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Do you think that'll work, pal? [Kronk couldn't even make sense of what it was suppose to be!]

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Of course it'll work.

*eyes his drawing*

Then again, I could always dig a pit and cover it with leaves...

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Don't you think Yzma'd be too LIGHT to fall through a pit with leaves?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Evil people do tend to weigh less.

*Wait...*

Maybe I could rig a brick to fall too to help trigger it.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Do fat, evil people exist? [Kronk thought that was more interesting than the whole 'a trap for Yzma' thing.]

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Huh?

Oh, I'm sure they do somewhere. But, I don't know how intimidating a fat villain would be. I mean, if you're a superhero up against someone who gets winded walking to the fridge, your job is going to be pretty boring.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Hah... you're right! I bet it's funny to be fat. You're like a walking wobbly...uhh. Thing.

I dunno any real fat fat people, I think Emperor Kuzco's friend Pacha is more husky. [The shocking thing about this was probably that Kuzco had a friend.]

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Does this Pacha enjoy being insulted or something?

*Yeah, that's what Once-ler is wondering about.*

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

I dunno. They just kinda... get along. I didn't really get much of it, because I was with Yzma all the time. [But mostly because Kronk was Kronk and he barely knew what went on for 99% of this story.]

I'm happy he made a friend though, it's probably not easy to make friends when you're a llama!

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Riiiight.

Right.

It's--yeah, I'm sure it is good.

[that-kronk.livejournal.com]

Riiiight.

No...uhh. It's good! I think. The guy had a really shapeless poncho on, though.