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what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2012-07-08 09:46 pm
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Swords or guns? Guns or swords?
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[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-09 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pff, don't apologize. I get shot all the time! I figured that might happen the first time around. You're not a menace...yet. But if you won't hire me to kill your problem, then you should hire me to teach you to shoot it in the face! Because you fae fight magic things. Magic things tend to be immune to magic, right? So that's when you just say "Fuck it" and shoot the damn thing you're fighting! Can I get a "HOORAH?"

(HOORAH!)

Heh. Total jarhead moment.

*holds HIS heart* You WOUND me! Assuming that I would cheat! Play dirty just to win! Besides, why doesn't it count if *I'm* the one creeping on you? Creeping is creeping!
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