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[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Really wishing the kid the best.

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[rockstarwarbler]

Dude.

[justjake]

You have a kid? Seriously?

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Look out for him for me, okay?

[usedtohaveabs]

What kid?

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

No... Well, yeah, but... It's a long story. She's not my kid anymore... But anyway... Decide to give Glee club a try?

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

My little brother. Surprise?

[rockstarwarbler]

I hardly know him.

[labeled]

Who's that?

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

You hardly knew me when you went in like a dog with a bone to be my friend. Just... remember you're my BFF first, even if he turns out to be cooler. :P

[justjake]

Dude, even I know how to use a rubber. Um, yeah... I guess. There all sorta weird, though.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Jake... He's my kid brother. I'm Puck... Who are you?

[justbeingaqueen]

There's a story here. Spill it. Pull me back into the loop, my body is ready!

[labeled]

Jake's your...(Oh) You were in the original glee club, right? I've heard Sam and a couple of the others mention you. I'm Marley.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Live and learn, right? But she's happy and healthy with a mom who loves her, so that's what matters. Anyways, dude... They are. Really weird. But you kinda start to love 'em. The short gay one's my BFF, so be extra nice to him, or I'll make a special trip to Lima to kick your ass. :P

[rockstarwarbler]

He's bigger than me! I don't need to look out for him, he smooshed two football players faces into the veggies! I wanted some of those veggies, you know.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Apparently not being able to keep your dick in your pants runs in families... I've got a kid brother between me and my sister's age... And he's at McKinley in the glee club now... I had to go deliver a little guidance...

LOL. Me. Giving guidance. Excuse me while I crack up.

[usedtohaveabs]

Are condoms not Kosher or something?

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Yeah, that's me... Sam and Blaine were some of my best friends. I miss those dudes... Nice to meet you, Marley. I take it you're a glee kid, too?

[justjake]

I'm gonna leave that particular lesson all to you, man. I don't want no kid. He ain't the one who dresses like Aretha, is he, because dude... that chick scares me.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Dude... You know he's just like me, right? Like... scarily like me... He just needs a few good friends, who might get through to him. Are you okay, dude?

[justbeingaqueen]

I am so glad my dick doesn't belong anywhere fertile. Wait. He's the one who was beating people up all over the place this week, wasn't it? I got a text off Blaine complaining his veggies were ruined. He wasn't impressed.

It's about freaking time you grew up, Puckerman. Just saying.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

Yeah, feel free to not repeat all my stupid mistakes. Nah, that's not him... He's the short one with the hair gel. He helped me out a lot along the way... He's a huge part of what made me grow up.

[labeled]

I don't know them very well, but they seem like really good guys. It's nice to meet you too, and to answer your question, yeah. This is my first year at McKinley and they've kind of...taken me in, I guess.

[rockstarwarbler]

We got in the shit for lip-syncing. I'm still a little bitter.

[alloriginalgradeabadass]

It would seem not... Although, he's informed me he knows how to use one... My brother, not my dad. Clearly, my little bro's mom rocked The Talk a little better than mine did.