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Technically not repeating anything, considering I never knew you before. I'm still Jake, I ain't no Mini-Me for you, dude. That's gel? I thought it was a hat.

They're pretty good about that... Mr. Schue's nuts, but he cares about his students. And everybody in that group is pretty out there usually, but that's what makes them a team, you know? Have fun, though.

I'll add him on Facebook so I can send him a gold star. I'll give him any points if he isn't trying take a girl's virginity and knock her up. See what I did there? But don't worry, hon, I still love you :P I just like him better already :D

Are you okay, all things considered?

Yeah, that's him... I'm kinda hoping Blaine'll look out for him, but he doesn't seem thrilled with the idea. LOL.

Yeah... Hell, I even use condoms every time these days! :P

What the fuck were you guys doing lip-syncing? Did Mr. Schue shit a cow?

I didn't say you were a Mini-Me. In fact, it's better you're not. I just want you to rock high school and make yourself proud, man. That's all I'm hoping for. I don't want Puck the second. Yeah. It's gel. And we all thought the same thing the first time we saw him.

Brittany wanted to do it. I was pissed about it from the get-go and we made giant dicks of ourselves. She's not the only one missing someone they love, but she had to go the classless route about it. It was embarrassing.

You were thinking it, don't lie :P I think I'm even taller than you. Slutty waitresses must have some good genes. I'm Jake, not Puck the Second. Dude, he's puny. You his bodyguard or something?

Sounds like a plan! I'm trying to give him all the encouragement I can. I'm glad he's in Glee. Kid needs some guidance. :P Hey, as long as you still love me, I'm good with that. LOL. That awkward moment when your kid brother's getting a rep as a punk, and your ex likes him better than you just the same. LOL.

Yeah. I kind of always sort of knew he existed, but I didn't know how to go about finding him.

I don't think so, Tim. We'll have to get over the jealousy first. Why don't you just stay in Lima to watch out for your brother for a little while? Make sure he's on the straight and narrow.

OMG *OBNOXIOUS ROUND OF APPLAUSE* :P

Are we surprised Britt was classless, dude? She has her moments where she makes our farting contests look classy.

Nope. I actually wasn't. I was thinking that I hope to hell you're not. :P My little brother the smartass. :P Whodathunkit? Like I said... That's definitely what I'm going for. He's my best friend, and he's not puny. Don't judge him by his size. Bitch is like Yoda.

You have a brother?! Kurt just told me! OMG.

No, but I'm pissed off our performance was ruined. It was at assembly and everything. The rest of us put shit loads of work into it.

Dude, you're not bearded or in flannel... Doesn't have the same effect. :P I guess I could do that. I'm not sure why B's so jealous, though... Jake's brand new in my life, but B's my BFF. Always.

LOL. Should've known that was coming.

Still means you thought it, because you don't know me enough to know either way. You've already pissed off back to LA, so it looks like I'm still flying solo. Gay bitch Yoda? Now this I wanna see.

Yep. Sure do... Apparently he thinks he's some kind of punk... Which... Kinda sounds a little too familiar.

I know, dude. This is what happens when Britt gets crazy. When she led Ke$ha at a school assembly, it ended in barf.

What doesn't have the same effect? And I did flannel once. Never, ever again. I'm still getting over the shame of it. It's the same jealousy you had when Cooper showed up. You can't deny it, I saw it.

Do you fist pump yourself every time you put one on because you're so awesome? :P

I'm a phone call away, dude. I'll come back anytime. And I may pop up randomly for check ins... Like a proby officer. Only without the power to put you in juvie. You're never flying solo with Glee club, though, dude. Yes. Gay bitch Yoda. He's awesome.

No way? Your brother is acting like a punk? Colour me shocked. Is he cute?

The Al quote from Home Improvement. :P It was an awkward moment of epic proportions. Hey... I wasn't jealous... I just didn't want that dude to think he was suddenly more important than me because they had the same blood... Okay, yeah... I was jealous.

I did until I realized it usually kills the mood. :P

And so you should. It did you a world of good, even if I know it somewhat pains you to admit you needed anyone. You were on the I don't need anyone train for ages. I tried that, but I fell off it in a completely unfabulous way. If he wraps, I'm his fan.

Did you want to, or was it easier for you not to think about?

I know you're shocked, but try to contain yourself. :P Are you allowed to say if you think your brother's cute? Isn't that kinda weird?

I don't even know. I think Sam's trying to help her. Hopefully I don't go that mental from missing Kurt. I don't want him to worry about me at all. He applied for Vogue. So freaking proud of him.