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Victoria "Tori" Lynn ([personal profile] morituri_reverie) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2013-07-17 12:22 pm
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Hello? *She nervously calls while creeping.*
seamusharper: (say what)

[personal profile] seamusharper 2013-07-23 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
*Harper's jaw dropped as he looked at her for a moment, and stared in dumbfounded silence.*

I...uh, we...did we?

*His hand shook slightly as he ran it through his hair, and after regaining his composure a bit Seamus nodded.*

Didn't know Red...
seamusharper: (gotta focus)

[personal profile] seamusharper 2013-07-23 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*Harper felt beyond lost at that moment, but any sign of surprise or emotion at all vanished with a single nod. The little engineer activated his scanner and got to work. He started by taking a small blood sample from her index figure before moving on to run a few scans of her, with a device that looked like a bar coder reader at from a grocery store check out counter.

He worked quickly to get the data he needed, never saying a word as he focused on the task at hand. As he uploaded the results into the strange computer Seamus finally spoke softly as he stood up to walk over to a pile of notes on the far wall.*

Should have the simulation results shortly, had to modify the programming to account for the...the baby.
what_fourth_wall: (Kiss the Merc)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[The timing is almost perfect, because it literally looks like Harper turns into Deadpool as Deadpool pops in to occupy the space where Harper was.]

Okay, so I killed like everybody, just for shits and giggles. I passed out a few alien swirlies too. Lethal ones. Did you know that aliens also use toilets? I guess it's kinda universal. And this device thingy wasn't a bomb. I think it downloaded stuff. I was expecting a big boom that would take me out with it. Anyways, as long as I gets PAID, I'm all good. And--hey, you don't look like that hyper little dude who said he was going to be my next Weasel...
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[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Red? What's up? Where's Harper? I need to tell him mission successful...
what_fourth_wall: (Eh!)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet! Here, this is for you... [holds out the nanobomb downloader thingy] I'm guessing, at least. Because it's your badguys. Oh, and this is too...[flicks open the envelope and holds out a black credit card thing] For baby expenses, child expenses, teenager expenses, college expenses, and those inevitable years when the kid lives at home after college expenses...basically ALL of the expenses covered, in one job!
what_fourth_wall: (Widdle Wade)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. I just killed a bunch of Horde and downloaded stuff from their computer. That was Harper's mission. And that unlimited money card is his payment. But you don't gotta thank me for doing what a dad's supposed to do. I might not be perfect, and I'll never be able to successfully play house, but if there's one thing I can do, it's make money! OORAH! Provider Dad!

Now where are my poison farting kittens...did he say when he's coming back?

I live near this beach :D The turtles are big and possibly senile, one tried to swim through me once

[personal profile] ofdrumsthesound 2013-07-23 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, thanks.

We can go swimming if you like? There's a beach I know where there are always huge sea turtles.
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[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
All I want to do? Nah. This is just the money part! Which most people have a hard time with, but I rocked it out with some help from Harper. I'm gonna do right by this kid, or I'm gonna try to. You know, play video games, go hunting, that kind of thing.

Huh. Weird. I think I am doomed never to get my poison farting kittens...
what_fourth_wall: (Z - Red big hugs)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Helloooo crying pregnant woman! [hugs her back] Sorry that I've given you doubts. I've done some soul searching, and I've realized a few things. One, I love you, Red, and I hate making you sad. Two, I've gotta try to do okay by this kid because who else will? And three...if I don't, my dead wife may come back from the grave, string me up by my intestines, and do unspeakable things to me. She really liked kids. To do any less than my best with a kid I helped create would...well, it would not be doing right by her memory. So if I wimp out, then I'm letting every one of the handful of people who've ever given a damn about me down.
what_fourth_wall: (One second)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's understandable. She was one of the most amazing women I've ever met. And I'll never stop loving her. But that doesn't mean the here and now is any less important to me. You are also one of the most amazing women I've ever met.
what_fourth_wall: (Tender with Red)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2013-07-23 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Breaking up was never an option! Just..how I deal with this kid. Look, Red, here's how it went down in my relationship with the woman that very briefly became my wife. I lived with her sometimes. And I bounced in and out. That doesn't mean I wasn't there when she needed me. She just had a high tolerance for my random nature, and she knew she could call me and I'd be there in seconds. But she also never depended on me.

Can you be cool with that? Because I can promise you everything I gave her, but I don't think I can promise any more than that. I will do my best, but my best isn't as Dad of the Year as, say, Matt.

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