(no subject)

[thereisnoedge]

Rochefoucalt? That's such a pretentious name.

(no subject)

[heavy_metal]

I don't like being handed things.

(no subject)

[forgottenmotley]

[Talking to a stack of napkins.]

(no subject)

[notpassedon]

[Your house is now haunted. Boo!]

(no subject)

[allthesamemask]

[Decisions, decisions... staring daggers at shelves.]

(no subject)

[clarityofprose]

I still haven't quite mastered cooking.

(no subject)

[besubtlewithit]

This is some really sad news.

(no subject)

[recalcitrancy]

Kitchen slide is a legitimate thing.

(no subject)

[girlwiththeshots]

I want this as my kitchen.

(no subject)

[dysphoria_abounds]

It's alright. You can tell me.

(no subject)

[fiddlerjohnny]

[Playing Johnny Cash. Blasphemy? A little.]

(no subject)

[venatrix]

Tequila night. Martini night. Decisions, decisions.

(no subject)

[makeminerubies]

Why is the coffeepot always empty?