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Mh ... you could use the remaining time to do things you've always wanted to do. To say goodbye to people. Things like that.

That sounds as exciting as breathing.

[Which is to say boring.]

Well, why should it be? I suppose the end of the world afterwards is exciting enough. Besides, I think breathing is a really great thing. I like it.

Afterwards? There is no afterwards. Once the end has happened there's nothing left. And breathing is highly overrated.

But suppose it's a spectacular view. And believe me, you'll value breathing much higher when you're in danger of stopping it altogether.

Spectacular view? That's a matter of speculation. And just because breathing is necessary doesn't mean it's not boring or overrated.

[And he's had his breathing threatened.]

How can you overrate something you need for surviving? Boring or not, there are situations in which it can suddenly become the most wonderful thing ever.

*He too knows what he is talking about.*

You really don't get it, do you? It's not overrated because it's needed for survival. It's overrated because it's automatic and everyone makes a big deal about it.

[Sherlock's bored now.]

Ah, I see. Do you often meet people who do make a big deal about it?

Feeling the need to mention that 'breathing is a great thing'... is making a big deal about it.

[So, yes.]

Alright, good point. I just don't often hear it referred to as not exciting, I guess that's what prompted it. Usually, I don't think about it either.

Name one thing that's "exciting" about something that's automatic?

[Because in his mind, if it's automatic, it can't be exciting.]

It works. Isn't that exciting?

Ah. Noooo.

[Seriously, his expression says it all.]

*Having expected that, Julian just grins.*

Okay. What is exciting, then?

My work. It's the only thing that matters.

[He's married to it and it's his drug of choice.]

Oh? What kind of work is that?

[He loves this bit. Okay he just likes showing off.]

I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.

O-kay ... and what exactly does a consulting detective do?

*He doesn't mind playing along. Getting by with random jobs, he's really curious what makes people passionate about their work.*

ooc: Have to get some sleep now, but I'm up for tagging tomorrow. :)

[He smiles.]

When the police are out of their depth - which is always - they consult me.

{{OOC: I would love to continue this thread! Sleep well! Also, please excuse the direct quotes from telly, but I think this is the only way he answers these questions. XD}}

So you do police work they cannot do? What, for example?

ooc: Oh, that's fine. I'm not very familiar with the series, although I think I have to watch it again now. ;)

It is the same principle as a private detective. Only, I help police solve crimes. Those crimes usually involve a dead body or two.

ooc: hurray for enabling XD

Wow. Hadn't thought they did that, work with non-police people. And are you successful often?

They make a exception with me.

[Which actually should answer both questions.

That's impressive, I have to admit. And it's a really good thing to dedicate your time to.